Who says I can't get stoned 
Turn off the lights and the telephone 
Me in my house alone 
Who says I can't get stoned 

Who says I can't be free 
From all of the things that I used to be 
Rewrite my history 
Who says I can't be free 

It's been a long night in New York City 
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge 
I don't remember you looking any better 
But then again I don't remember you 

Who says I can't get stoned 
Call up a girl that I used to know 
Fake love for an hour or so 
Who says I can't get stoned 

Who says I can't take time 


Meet all the girls in the county line 
Wait on fate to send a sign 
Who says I can't take time 

It's been a long night in New York City 
It's been a long night in Austin too 
I don't remember you looking any better 
But then again I don't remember you 

Who says I can't get stoned 
Plan a trip to Japan alone 
Doesn't matter if I even go 
Who says I can't get stoned 

It's been a long night in New York City 
It's been a long time since 22 
I don't remember you looking any better 
But then again I don't remember you